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drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 16, 2010

Lifts-her-tail

Lifts-her-tail is a Skyrim meme (and book) about a Argonian, which is an anthropomorphic lizard, whose name is Lifts-her-tail and-- I REFUSE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.

G-1: Hey, ¿remember Lifts-her-tail? ¿the Lusty ArgoniaM----
G-2: Out of my house.

by BeheadedLizard October 28, 2023

Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.

Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.

by Codeword505 September 06, 2021

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

musted tail on

old dirty stanky dont take no kind of bath looking person

Man u betta tell that girl to get her musted tail on somewhere!!!!

by jazzy jazz July 15, 2008

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 27, 2010

slut tail

slut tail involes meeting a slut,getting a wank off a slut,getting head off a slut and fucking a slut...

good slut tail is when the chick is nice looking
bad slut tail is when the chick is fat and fugly

slut tail is diffent to normal sluts,normal sluts just meet anyone,slut tail have a bit more class(n maybe ass) than normal sluts

slut tail still wear the mini skirts nexpossed top its all good!!!!

person-1: I got myself some slut tail yesturday
person-2: nice

by jaystar1er September 18, 2007