A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it
I spit fished this floppy boy.
only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.
facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com
A public request for a private freestyle session usually employed when in the company of others in a social gathering such as a club, a party, or gathering. The announcement of "Sidebar Spit" is for those who Spit or enjoy listening and is intended to prevent others outside the circle from interrupting the flow.
SG: Yo JDot get PB3... Sidebar Spit
JDot: Hannnnhhhh!
This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.
If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today
Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
You know when you want to rap battle someone and you end up throwing a sentence at them then they spit one at you then you spit on at them
Really just s stupid way to rap battle someone, for Peopel who barely ever rap,
Anyone in the audience can join in anytime.
Dude 1#"Oi rap battle me"
Dude 2# "okay"
Dude 1#"you go first"
Dude"okay, look at you fat cunt, I'll boot your head in drop punt."
Crowd#OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Dude 2#"yo, you think that was good, word of advice cunt that was sentence spit, we ain having those in my hood."
Dude 1# "was that meant to be good? Cos it dum, you truffle butter your bros,than gobble it up mmmmmm yum"
AussieBystander"mate you call that a rap, it was crap, I'll twist your neck *snap!*"
Crow: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
Dude 2#"fuck you, Aussie shit! I'll brake both your legs and chuck you in the pit"
Aussiebystander"what was that? My seven year old brother could come up with a better rhyme, I"lol curb stomp your skull with my Nike, than bunny hop your corpse with my bike, I sneeze on the audience cos I'm sick on the mic."
Crowd#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.