A fork of Rural Dictionary
The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.
He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"
The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.
My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.
Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon