A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!
when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.
super bowl Sunday I invited
my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.
With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.