A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow
Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?" Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."
when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.
super bowl Sunday I invited my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.
With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.