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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 05, 2023

me espresso

that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.

Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"

by carpenter13 June 14, 2024

me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.

Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh

by Superminaren September 18, 2024

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 17, 2022

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022

Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**

Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021