A fork of Rural Dictionary
In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher
when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day
dude, she's totally a hable table now
When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory
Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table
Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips
Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here
banging a girl so hard on a table
i gave her the table shaker last night
At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything
Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled
rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"