A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are being a panda you are being a square and also a dumbass, if you have the name "Panda" online (at any point in the username) you are adopted and your family doesn't love you, but you watch a lot of twitch and have no social life
He was being such a Panda
A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.
"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."
A sleepy individual, used when you are on the phone having interesting conversation, and all you hear on the other line is some sort of sleep talk/tired mumbling.