A fork of Rural Dictionary
munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.
shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!
When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.
You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.
When you shame someone for being both gay and lame.
Let’s sit in a cafe and glame shame
Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.
“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”
Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
The piss after fornicating with such a disgusting person that you feel horrible regret during it.
Dude I was your wingman last night, and after securing your prize, during my drain of shame she opened the door and force me to give her a golden shower.