A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it
When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots
John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."