Country Dictionary

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

A person who eats boller and chocolate every day and is really fat. He has a bed that has room for two. He loves Katarina.

I heard Ole K is fat

Yeah he is fatter then King Kong.

When one person, grabs the cock of another and hoisters it to there side like a cowboy, then proceeds to jump up and SLAM them down to the ground cock still in hand

“Me and my girl did Some kinky shit last night, she gave me Yee Ol cock slam.”

OL BADON- defined as term for sexually active female with many partners. Normally this is used by country folk to define skank or whore.

Wow man did you see all those ol badon at that party. I really got the vibe most were DTF.

It means OK or LOL, vice-versa or both.

> Can you do this?
> ol ( l̶ ol k̶ )

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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