A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.
Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.
“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.
Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS
Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay
a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.
Dave Bailin is the hardest nigga out here in the shop. he fucks mad hoes and bitches even ebonys. He only has a two incher but he still fucks.
that nigga dave bailin fucked that black bitch laquisha