A fork of Rural Dictionary
brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say
Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"
A name mainly chosen by a middle school boy.
Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.
If after hitting a 1000x+ multiplier, you must always chase for one more. if one more multiplier does not hit, the money spent chasing the second multiplier is considered "Multi Tax"
i won $1000 on a 1000x multi but spent $69 trying to get one more, damn multi tax
The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
A song normal people sing as an exorcism to get the brainrot demons out of someone when they have no other choice.
It is said that the song makes a "brainrot overload" happen, where the brain consumes so much brainrot, it has no choice but to release every single bit of brainrot into the world, releasing the brainrot demons. However, those brainrot bits have a chance of landing into the brain of one of the people performing the exorcism, so, after the exorcism, the performers must stay at least 6 feet away from the brainrot demon victim for up to 100 days.
"We have no choice but to sing... The Fanum Tax Song."
When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no