Country Dictionary

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fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.

I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk

by hms321 November 27, 2008

veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious

tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now

by sheeshman4206669 November 23, 2021

veggie tables

the group full of chochs, they often are late to their own birthday celebrations, and the group has 5 asians and one caucasian. they are the baddest bitches on this side of the earth and vibe pretty well. COVID really fucked up this year, but the choches pulled through. They often roast each other and can talk deeply about meaningful topics. Typically they will refer to themselves with avatar names (names from the avatar: the last airbender the show, not the movie, the movie sucked).none of them are willing to buy ice cream for aang, which makes them all chochs.

1. those girls must be the veggie tables, they're literally the biggest chocs I've ever seen.

by gruffafalina brown March 28, 2021

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 09, 2023

ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie July 01, 2009