Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death

Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !

by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018

Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.

I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years

by G-ness March 01, 2025

Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.

'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 04, 2019

Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

by mbxisne June 06, 2021