A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fat boy who smells of smegma He also has a foot fetish
Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends
When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything? Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism. Dude: Hey amber what's up? Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue! Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist? Amber: What were we talking about again? Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?” john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.
Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie Friend 2: AYOOOO! Friend 1. No kelly bro Friend 2: You should've started with that