A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.
Ah. I see they got you with the ol case and fuck.
The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.
“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”
An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”
A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.
We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.
When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher
To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.