A fork of Rural Dictionary
You don't want to meet them. They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid." Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel" Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!" Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..." Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter* Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!" Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny." Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!" Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far." Guy "Nobody likes you" Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!" Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
The best actor and hottest person in the world.
Hessa and herophine for life 💞❤️
What New Yorkers call a sub sandwich
"Hey honey, can you pick me up a hero on the way home from work?"
Someone who puts a lure at a public Pokéstop.
Rick was a hero to all Pokémon go players.
A person who never exceeds forty miles per hour, even on long straight roads, in clear conditions which have a higher speed limit. The same people will often stay at 40 even in lower speed limit areas. They are one of the most frequent causes of delays, road rage and dangerous overtaking.
"Sorry I am late, I got stuck behind a 40mph hero" or "I was about to cross the road when I almost got ran over by a 40mph hero"