A fork of Rural Dictionary
Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.
I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.
A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.
Throw away your broke shirt.
A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.
I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.
Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!
A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say." "I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt." "Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.
On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe