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Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 31, 2024

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 11, 2022

Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 25, 2020

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021

pound grab

The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.

I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...

by Ragin_Azian December 27, 2014