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Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.

“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”

by Energylilith January 05, 2021

Hong Di Wang

An idiot.

You"You are such a Hong Di Wang" Person"What have I done to deserve this kind of insult???? :("

by xXPu55y514y3r6969Xx April 13, 2016

Howdy Wang

Howdy Wang; noun 1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang") 2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed. 3) your name is Wang and people say hi

That guy send me a howdy wang on FB right away.

by TavG May 19, 2018

sprain your wang

Beating your meat more than 3 times a day

Son, don't sprain your wang

by Pilotcornet609 February 22, 2018

Wang Hole

A place to put your wang.

The bird is looking wanged in her Wang Hole

by ObiWangKanobi June 06, 2014

wangs and doodles

a senseless phrase made by ben. when there is nothing to say, this is what is said. i think it might mean a penis and ballsack.

text from ben to colin: WANGS AND DOODLES!!!

by corrrreh July 11, 2009

Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀

Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?” Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022