A fork of Rural Dictionary
the word baldy is a word used as a nickname for someone that is bald, or going bald, or fits them in any way. baldy is the type of guy to only be described as baldy. he is the type to make everything sound bigger then what it really is and then ends up not even showing to the event. he is a classic white good boy and probably smokes weed and vapes in his basement playing gta 5 or call of duty all day procrastinating playing xbox rather than working and getting money and not being lazy. baldy is also known as a person that opens his mouth to a lot of people even when the people have no idea what he is even saying.
john-hey jason i heard we have a baldy in the house
jason- oh yea who is that
john-that kid walking up to u-(gets cut off)
the baldy- hey guys me and my friends beat the shit out of this kid today and it was mad funny because after that i called out of work and played xbox and smoke my vape and my weed all day
Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth
1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him
Landon ball’s dick that it always shaved and smooth
Baldy was really fun to play with last night
A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.
Bro you’re riding your bike, Baldy would be proud
A group of folically challenged men or women
Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!