A fork of Rural Dictionary
Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
When a gay guy fucks another guy too hard and he can’t walk for a few days
Guy 1: dude I’m gonna blow his back out
Guy 2: no way man
To blast someone in the mouth with your fist. To knock out someone’s chicklet’s for being a loud-mouth prick or just being dense about a subject or topic.
“Hey SMOES, you’re being kind of a dick in Mr Varty’s Class. You better watch out, or Chanel Guydon will blow your grill out at lunch!” And then Kevin Falicki will mess up your fro!
A one plug blow out is where one half of the strap on a pair of thongs pulls away from the base, causing a (usually) embarrassing fall.
Generally occurs while running or from walking through a puddle while drunk.
Bystander 1: How did the police catch that bag snatcher?
Bystander 2: He had a one plug blow out running past their parade.
Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.
"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr
To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for N amount of time.
Broski 1: I'm gonna fuck you so good, I blow your back out
Broski 2: aight, bet
when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s