A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"
Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.
A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.
Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!
Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.
My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.
When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night
Asian-chopsticks a form of sex