A fork of Rural Dictionary
A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
Pissing and shitting at the same time
Perpetrator: Who wants some of the coca cola i just made
Victim: Sure i dont see how this could go wrong
A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.
You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!
he loves cola and simps it every morning. he loves he's friends and sucks their toes every morning. he's drinking just more cola and that's his life.
coca cola light knokolai is a happy cola lover