A fork of Rural Dictionary
Don't Dick December. No nut November? Nah, it's Don't Dick December. Let's win all, and conquer the world.
Are you part of DDD? Yeah, bro, I haven't Don't Dick December so far.
When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.
I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.
What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.
If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.
National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!
“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?” “National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”