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duke

When you finaly take that shit that youve been holding in for hours.

Dude,i so just duked up your bathroom.

by Mr.Gummiworm November 01, 2008

The duke

A sexual experience when one is receiving a blow job, another girl (preferably a complete stranger) comes up behind you and begins to eat the ass hole (also known as a rim job).

Guy 1: What do you know about I was getting a blow job last night and out of now where a girl busted into the room naked and began to eat my ass whole.

Guy2: holy shit! you got the duke last night! fml

by Crusader 9XZ May 08, 2009

Duking

Butt mudding in a zip-lock bag, then stashing it in someones cookiejar.

Tonight we'll be duking it up at Janes party.

by Skippy December 12, 2003

dukes

A great show that was ruined by the new Dukes Of Hazard movie with the dumb blonde Jessica Simpson that should be shot...

Guy 1: Dukes of Hazard was the best show ever!
Guy 2: Yeah but have you seen the new movie with that dumb blonde?
Guy 1: Hell no! I never want to either!

by Quadzilla August 05, 2005

DUKE

An absolutely metal-to-the-core kid, who can't be stopped because he's fueled by the power of a true God.

Hey Duke! Sup?

by sharonterror September 02, 2009

duke

Big; Large; Industrial Sized; Strong; Intimidating. Belittles others when compared. Reminiscent of the video game character Duke Nuke'm.

Man, that guy is Duke.

Your car is duke.

Everclear alchohol is duke.

by Virus August 29, 2003

dukes

Posessing the ability to compete, succeed, or or attain a goal or status.

Positive: I railed that chick last night, and she said I had mad dukes.

Negative: I tried to rail your mom last night, and found out she was a lesbian. I got no dukes.

(In the style of Adam Sandler's Talking Goat sketch.)

by Cliffy September 01, 2003