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Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”
Marijuana that is found in the pocket of jeans. Part marijuana, part lint.
Josh: Dude we need some weed to smoke. Does anyone have anything?
Stephen: All I have is some blue denim haze in my pocket.
The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.
Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!
A Denim Dan, a pedophile. Someone who is sexually attracted to small children.
I went to the park last weekend, I had to leave with my children as we suspected a man of being a Denim Dan.
My next door neighbour was arrested at the weekend for being a Denim Dan. The police found numerous images of underage girls on his computer.
To be a Denim Dan, is the same as being a Pedophile
A "Denim Dental Dam" is when the genital area isn't clean enough - or doesn't smell clean enough - to perform oral sex on the other party without a barrier to protect ones mouth. It is therefore necessary to have the denim jeans remain on the party to which it will be performed.
It smelled so nasty I had to leave on her denim dental dam so I wouldn't gag
A tent-like shape formed by a man's penis whilst bulging under very tight jeans.
Hey, check out that guys denim tent!
Aaaaah! Denim tent! Aaaaah!