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Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.
Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.
When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.