A fork of Rural Dictionary
A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement
This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho
A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here. Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now (Security radio approaching the bathroom)
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop? Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
Trash Where one wastes their life. Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞
Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures