Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Big Ernie McCracken

An expert bowler as in the movie "Kingpin".

"We had a chance to win the league game but not after "Big Ernie McCracken" showed up".

by SKINLADEN December 16, 2021

Ernie Mc Inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 01, 2020

Ernie Mc Inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good but he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 01, 2020

Ernie Shelled

The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.

I got Ernie Shelled out of my disability check.

by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024

Ernie spot

Desirable public parking spot, typically up front and center.

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.

by Mel A Tonin January 06, 2025

ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement. But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase. Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush) Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ? Yes why? Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019