A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.
"The guy is a pure MM failure, he never even attacked me back."
official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.
A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.
1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
Anyone who fails at airsoft or airsoft related question...
Common variations include but are not limited to: Codsofters, Chairsofters, RichSpoiledKidsofters, DarrenWhitesofters, IThinkI'maSniperBecauseIHaveaUTGL96softer, and WannaBeRussiansofters.
These people can be very annoying due to the extensive amounts of ignorant posts on Facebook or other airsoft sites, these posts can be fixed with a simple understanding of how to use google or youtube.
Kid 1: "Hey guyz...I'm new to airsoft and I have $100, what gun from black ops can I get that shoots over 600fps??? help meh PLEAZ!!!
Kid 2: "STFU Airsoft Failure GTFO!!!
a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."