A fork of Rural Dictionary
Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.
When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.
I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.
When you are hungry but the food or the person offering the food is not appealing.
I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
A cocktail made with a lot of sugary ingredients which are often consumed by younger female bar patrons. Consumption of such cocktails will make one put on weight and have horrible hangovers. Examples include the Sweet Tart, Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel and anything with Rum Chata.
You ordered a sweet tart? That’s a fat girl drink!
When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to? I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked