Country Dictionary

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fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 19, 2016

No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life. ~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 11, 2018

burst-fern

another way to say "best friend"

Girl 1: I love you, burst-fern Girl 2: Love you, too!

by SamLizJohn November 14, 2010

Dirty Fern

A SUPER COOL PERSON

Guy: You see that Dirty Fern? Guy 2:Yeah they are so cool!

by SpoopyPlant March 05, 2022

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by January 18, 2025