A fork of Rural Dictionary
The result of going down on a lady who is on her period causing the face to be covered in dolmio sauce.
That guys fucked up.. He has the Dolmio grin :)
That tight, pained smile resulting from a budget face lift. Usually apparent on past-their-prime female celebs, ie. Joan Rivers
Who has a bigger perma-grin Mary Tyler Moore or Carol Burnett?
Attending a sales conference, where as an engineer you're in the minority, getting grin fucked for 3 days by no less than 100 sales people.
John: "How did you like that sales conference last week? Swanky hotel, right?"
Tim: "Yeah, it was great except for the grin bang that lasted 3 days..."
The act of slitting someone's throat, forming a semi-circle with the open end facing the victim's head. Much bleeding is involved.
If you don't shut your face I'll give you a jugular grin!
When someone texts you something so ridiculously adorable and you smile at your phone like an idiot.
Girl 1: aww he just text me the sweetest thing
Girl 2: I can tell! You have a big goofy grin on your face.
the grin you give after eating ones ass with a full mouth of hair
guy 1: my girl ate my ass out last night
guy 2: did she have a furry grin?
guy 1: ya it was gross.