Country Dictionary

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.

Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte

Gimme a pint of Guinness.

A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.

"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

a boymoder who cant accept the fact that they are a boymoder

hey look at that boymoder, hes such a Mikey Fon Guin Reyes