A fork of Rural Dictionary
A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round
Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on
gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.
the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.
An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.
Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind
When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"
when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.
Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.
Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready
to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.
Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice