A fork of Rural Dictionary
wade hampton high school is so ghetto, people fucking under the bleachers, fighting outside the school, ppl pissing on they self, the be vaping in the bathroom, and sucking dick on the bus”
“you go to wade hampton high school?”
“yea, why”
“that crunchy ass school lmaoo”
Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin
If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”
Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”
Why are you here… this ain’t like the pictures
East Hampton
The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months
NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY
When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
A funny guy easy to piss of nice person fit kind great at fighting
Oh yeah that Frankie Hampton guy is fit and good at fighting
Hampton (aka local yam farm) is an all girls' school located in St. Elizabeth, the girls there are extremely loyal, smart, funny, great listeners, well mannered and nice young ladies, we do not give bun, but on special occasions we may give cocobread, brown bread, and fruitcake. Munro mandem cannot get enough of hamptonians.
For example:
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.
Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe
Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.