A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.
Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"
Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.
<3 Jae
jk
har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch
sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike
when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak
you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No