A fork of Rural Dictionary
A one eyed smiley, used by only the awesomest people to replace the mainstream two eyed smiley. Was made to honour all the people with one eye.
Brandon: I just found out that I'm pregnant .D
Drake: Hahaha that's funny. You can't get pregnant, you're a guy!
Brandon: I actually was going to talk to you about that...
Drake: ...
The male sexual body part also known as the penis
The girl in my english class wants The D.
Tonight im going to put The D in my girls vagina.
One of the best faces EVER! It can be used for happiness, sarcasm, speechlessness or just about anything.
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Girl: Sure! I'd love to! :D
Boy: Yo, dude guess what!
Dude: What?
Boy: Your mom's a bitch! :D
Boy: I've always wanted to tell you... I love you, Emma.
Emma: :D...
This smiley can be viewed both ways, either as a :D or a D:. It should be used in situations that could be perceived two ways, such as happy/sad, or funny/non-funny
fred- i broke up with suzie
jack- :D:
fred- i just accidentally ate a fly
jack- :D: