A fork of Rural Dictionary
Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS
When someone is fucking off or messing around
Look at those two guys Jaber Jackin
There’s two types: one for stealing which potentially comes from “hijacking” but can also be attached to the second meaning, which means to lay claim to, which in essence if you “claim” something that isn’t yours you’re jackin lol. So they are interchangeable, but the latter can be affixed to anything, while the former is more restricted.
Urban = African American Slang
First meaning: He jacks his brother’s shoes all the time. He needs to stop jackin’ people’s stuff
Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.
When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.
Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro
Ron: Why
Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn
when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.
*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"
*both yelling*
Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!