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a girl named Jordan is an all around fun person. She is always ready to party and can sometimes get a little too crazy. Jordan is also known to be incredible in bed. She will do anything for her true friends. Her emotions are well hidden but they are raw and it takes a lot for her to open up to a person. Make friends with this girl, she'll be there for you whenever you need her. Fuck her over and she will kill you.
A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
the coolest fckn bitch aliveeee ! she is pretty , and petite , and funny , and cocky in the good way (; , confident , outgoing , eats a lot but doesnt gain anythhhhing , typically a jordan is a girl who is quite a nice person to be around because she just brightens up the room . she makes you have amaaaaazing orgiiiis ! and , she is like , a good girlfreen , theeee best , (: she knows that when you suck diick , it should not be teeeethy ! she is just like perfect . and people love her no matter what , cause she always knows when to fight back and when to stop and apologize . people looooooove heeeer .<3 she's skinny , and has AMAAAAZING hair , and nice eyes . OH AND SHE DOES VERY NICE IN SCHOOL . VERY SMART .
fcccckn , i love that girl named jordan . sheeeee 's perfect .<333333
Jordan in most cases is describe as the most perfect male specimen that was ever created, however when Jordan refers to a female it's astonishing how perfect this girl is. She is beautiful but she doesn't know it, which shows how much she is not a self centered bitch... She smart and very elecqintly spoken, very hard worker and has all this potential in life... An amazing friend that will always have your back even if your 100% wrong and you never ever have to worry about running her mouth because she will take anything you say to the grave... Jordan is a extremely funny person and is a huge smartass which is perfect because she can give shit back to anyone anytime and anywhere,,,, basically a goddess to men and an awesome friend to women..... If you are not a Jordan you sure wish you were!
Gary: omg look at that girl
Peter: yeah she is beautiful
Gary: I'm going to spit some game at that Jordan
Peter: I called dibs
Gary: snooze you lose
A few minutes later....
Peter: how did it go with the Jordan
Gary: funny thing is that's her name
Someone who likes fried chicken
Girl 1: Have you seen that girl jordan over there?
Girl2: no
Girl 1: she's face down ass up eating all that fried chicken.
Girl 2: oh that's cause she is trying to impress zaddy
Jordan
A gorgeous, intelligent girl, that has no idea what kind of affect she has on people. She gives the best advice and is always willing to help a friend or even stranger going through a rough time. On the outside she's a rock, solid and strong, always putting everyone else first. Sometimes though she really needs a hug, because her life isn't always perfect, but she won't ask for one. You have to notice it. She's the top of her class and always doing her best. Extremely outgoing and often Student Body President. She's can be a girly girl when it comes to things such as guys and clothes, but typically she doesn't care what anyone thinks. She radiates her own amazing, kind personality onto everyone around her and that makes people love her so much. Jordan's fall hard and fast, and get their hearts broken easily so don't string her along. She'll love you with everything she has, and even if you break her heart she'll still forgive you. She's amazing in every way, shape, and form, but she never realizes it. She's so beautiful but she doesn't think so, so remind her that she is. And argue with her when she says she isn't. One of the sweetest and most lovable people you'll ever meet. Take care of her, she'll be a great best friend or lover one day.
I can't believe you're dating Jordan. Man, you're lucky.