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king kong

God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.

Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--

by QUIRGLE December 21, 2016

King Kong

another word for a whore aka your ex

the girls i used to date are king kongs

by Hooden March 08, 2018

King Kong

Referring to someone who is in serious drug addiction via IV use. Gets in fits of an angry rage and wants to act tough. Will make bs out of nothing and block you on social media.

Dude! Nicole totally was being like Denzel Washington in Training Day when he said, "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SH*T ON ME!"

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

King Kong

A giant ape from skull island, who is kidnaped and dies in new york in 1933

Hey, have you seen the 1933 King Kong movie

by GojiraKnowledge March 16, 2023

king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 17, 2015

King Kong

King Kong is a super huge monkey.

BuckWild is a King Kong.

by KINGKONG12356 February 11, 2019

King Kong

To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.

I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.

by N.G.R.B. May 28, 2011