Country Dictionary

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!

I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish

Example: MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?” RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.” MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!” RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food 2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.