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Heau: noun (pronounced:ho)

a person of low intelligence; moron; dunce.

Heau: noun (pronounced:ho) Not only is he a butt licker and a douche, he is also a heau.

by Berta Ganoush November 20, 2010

Concern Troll (Proper Noun)

One who engages with no one on a sane level; One who continuously flirts with Death; One who is truly concerned... so she trolls people into hating her until we start loving her again and then she does more shit to make us hate her again. La La La La .... omg... like.... what?!

I'm concerned about trolling concerts for trolls to give better fitting Clothings outfits toys joys and wHynmsims and wishes and wants and desires to; Jesus Christ what does a lady have to do to cease all operations as an intergalactic Concern Troll (Proper Noun)?

by LillyManson July 14, 2023

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low-blow to the corduroy pouch, or testicles.

She was romantically rochambeaued when her husband committed adultery.
The pro wrassler received a rochambeau when his adversary fish-hooked him.

by weave March 19, 2003

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

by the funky kind February 18, 2011

Nouning

The act of changing words that are not typically nouns into nouns.

Nouning is a verb, however in this sentence it is being portrayed as a noun.

by We Are Oranges January 16, 2015

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"

by megadrivemayhem August 09, 2022

Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

by Voltegeist December 10, 2016