A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
--OR--
Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)
Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"
Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.
Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense
sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.
guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''
(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass