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Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

by Krimp February 12, 2009

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 05, 2020

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 02, 2003

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Peanut smuggling

the act of smuggling peanuts.

"dude, i just came back from a peanut farm, and i did some mad peanut smuggling, yo. YEAH!"

by grand master peanut August 28, 2006

smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.

"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"

by Lucy October 21, 2004