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The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.
Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift
Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …
Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum
Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons