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shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!

aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!

by Iworshiprodneymullen August 18, 2003

shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.

The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!

by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005

fucking nigger faggot shit face

calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person faggot: male homosexual shit: poop or black face: front part of the head

someone: you're a fucking nigger faggot shit face black man: ima beat you up motherfucker

by a retarded guy July 23, 2017

ball sack of shit face

my ball sack and shit in yer face

u wanna honk a luggie ball sack of shit face pussy fartin cum guzzeling gutter slut....haha

by mandy harvey October 24, 2008

Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 05, 2020

shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.

Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night. Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.

by Whammy Sami May 08, 2006

shit your face

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning. Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.

In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard." If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.