Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 06, 2013

skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.

Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses February 26, 2011

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY December 28, 2007

meat skeeter

one how cums in raw meat

kenny you meat skeeter theres cum all through the hamburger

by lord of skeet eat it hoe April 15, 2007

cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto June 04, 2011

skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 02, 2005